Rockin' Around the Pole (feat. Erika Henningsen, Taylor Louderman, Ashley Park & Kate Rockwell) [From "Mean Girls"]

(Ho-ho-ho I bet you kids think you know all about Christmas, don't you? Well, I'll tell you a little secret We work hard up here at the ol' North Pole And we only get one day off a year So we really make the most of it!) You've heard how Santa rides around on Christmas Eve And all that jingle-jangle blah-blah-blah But did you know on Christmas Day When he puts away his sleigh He throws the hottest office party that you ever saw! And we're all rock-rock-rockin' around the pole Where the Northern Lights are bright Rock-rock-rockin' around the pole We'll rock that pole all night! We don't serve milk and cookies We've got gin and scotch And so much mistletoe! Elves are dancing on the tables And streaking through the stables And makin' out in corners like a ho-ho-woah! Oh, we're lightin' up the tree And playin' truth or dare And swinging from the chandelier And when we hang a stocking On a doorknob don't come knocking And, hey, who took the sleigh out on a run for more beer? We're rock-rock-rockin' around the pole Where the Northern Lights are bright Rock-rock-rockin' around the pole We'll rock that pole all night! There's one thing every girl and boy should know It's that elves can't hold their booze Jinx and Sugarplum are flying And Joy is straight-up crying And Pixie and Gingersnap got tattoos! And Mrs. Claus cranks the music 'cause She knows how to entertain, dear And Santa shouts, "Hey, Mrs. Claus You rock the pole, and I'll make it rain-dear You rock the pole, and I'll make it rain-dear!" Rock-rock-rockin' around the pole Where the Northern Lights are bright Rock-rock-rockin' around the pole We'll rock that pole all night! We've waited very patient For one day of vacation The dancers on the floor are As hot as a menorah! And Cupid's actin' stupid And Comet starts to vomit No children are invited 'Cause this party is the bomb! It's rock-rock-rockin' around the pole Where the Northern Lights are bright Rock-rock-rockin' around the pole We'll rock that pole all night! Well, we'll rock the pole Oh, it's outta control! Tomorrow we'll have traces Of eggnog in weird places We'll rock that pole All night (Take tomorrow off, too!)