Fuqboi

There's this guy in my school

And he looks pretty good

Always asking me, "When we can kick it?"

Well, my friends think I'm wrong

But he's not what I want

'Cause he's constantly begging for pictures

And when there's cute things he'd say

I bet he stole 'em from Drake

And did I mention he wears his Mom's earrings?

I know he's tall and he's fit

But I won't fall for it

Don't want his hands or his lips coming near me

'Cause he's a fuqboi

And they're all the same

Like a stain on your heart's reputation

Yeah, you're a fuqboi

I've been through it before

I'd rather cut out my tongue

Than let you kiss me with yours

'Cause you're a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

'Cause he's a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

There's this cute guy down my street

I always wanted to meet

So I went creeping around on his socials

In all the selfies he takes

His head is tilted the same way

And his favorite hashtag is beastmode

'Cause he's a fuqboi

And they're all the same

Like a stain on your heart's reputation

Yeah, you're a fuqboi

I've been through it before

I'd rather cut out my tongue

Than let you kiss me with yours

'Cause you're a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

'Cause he's a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

Alright, listen people up far and wide

There is a growing epidemic

And it does not just affect America

But the whole world

Keep your families inside, keep them safe

We must eliminate these people

And if you elect me president

I will exterminate each and every one of them

Don't want no fuqboi

'Cause they're all the same

Like a stain on your heart's reputation

Yeah, you're a fuqboi

I've been through it before

I'd rather cut out my tongue

Than let you kiss me with yours

'Cause you're a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

'Cause he's a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

'Cause you're a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

'Cause he's a

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

'Cause you're a