I'll Give You Something to Drink About

I stumbled in this morning

Completely out of my mind

Down to my last warning

Down to my last line

But before I got one word out

She unloaded on me

Said, "if that bottle is all that important

Then I've got just what you need"

I'll give you something to drink about

When I start doing what I've done without

You think that you've got some problems now

Wait 'til I get out of this house

I'm gonna leave you with this memory

It'll be here just to drive you to drink

Now you'll have yourself a good excuse

To pour down that juice

I'll give you something to drink about

She's only been gone two hours

But I'm not here alone

Her memory's already moving in

And making itself at home

And I'm already a-reaching

For what drove her away

From somewhere over in the corner

I heard her memory say

I'll give you something to drink about

When I start doing what I've done without

You think that you've got some problems now

Oh wait 'til I get out of this house

I'm gonna leave you with this memory

It'll be here just to drive you to drink

Now you'll have yourself a good excuse

To pour down that juice

I'll give you something to drink about

You'll have a good excuse to pour down that juice

I'll give you something to drink about