Minimum Wage

Politically correct and mentally erect

I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best

But life ain't nothin' but a bowl of grits

And this United States proud crowd makes me sick

People tell me "Go make a name for yourself"

'Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell

I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can

But I'll never understand

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage

Well I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free, land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage

I'll take a work strike over a tax hike

Any day of the year

And I don't care about anything

As long as those striking ain't bottling beer

Give me a gun, let's go get the President

He wouldn't mind, he's protected by the aliens

I've got a green man in my backyard

This time, the government has gone too far

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage

Well I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free, land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage

Well I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free, land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage

Minimum wage, minimum wage