Slurf Song

Oh, a little wishbone

I'll make a wish for a potato

Oh, a little wishbone

I'll make a wish for a potato

I'll make a wish

For a potato

Pickin' out the fishbones

In my perch from Lake Champlain

Pickin' out the fishbones

In my perch from Lake Champlain

All them perch

And all them bones

Well, cookin' up tortillas is so much fun

When you got a bowl of beans

Well, cookin' up tortillas is so much fun

When you got a bowl of beans

It's so much fun

With all them beans

Well, popping up the popcorn ain't my fault

But I forgot the salt

Well, popping up the popcorn ain't my fault

But I forgot the salt

It ain't my fault

I forgot the salt

Oh, when we make spaghetti, everybody gathers 'round

And we eat it by the pound

Oh, when we make spaghetti, everybody gathers 'round

And we eat it by the pound

We all gather 'round

Eat it by the pound

Oh, I see six-pack and I want one

And would you kindly bring it over it?

Oh, I see six-pack and I want one

Would you bring it over it?

I said that I want one

Bring it over here

Oh, we fill up our guts, and we turn it into shit

And we get rid of it

Oh, we fill up our guts, and we turn it into shit

And we get rid of it

Turn it into shit

We get rid of it

Oh, the dirty dishes over there

How they fill me with despair

Oh, the dirty dishes over there

How they fill me with despair

The dishes over there

Fill me with despair

Stuffin' our faces

On a regular basis