If That Ain't Country

Crank it

Where she grew up, there ain't no roads

Out in the sticks where the ginseng grows

She'd float down the river to get to school

Then her daddy'd come get her on an old pack mule

She run back and forth from shed to shack

Checkin' on the moonshine brewin' out back

If you don't get the picture by now

Then wait a minute

Chorus:

She got a bible; she's born again

She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin

She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', whoa whoa whoa

She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch

She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks

Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks

If that ain't country

I don't know what is

She plants fifty acres with seed an' a hoe

Come Fall, you get lost in the tall corn rows

Don't need no phone where she come from;

She just holler down the mountain and the boys all run.(Fast)

You might see her truck rollin' outta the woods

With a 12 point buck laid across the hood

If you don't get the picture by now

Then wait a minute

Chorus repeated:

She got a bible; she's born again

She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin

She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', whoa whoa whoa

She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch

She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks

Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks

If that ain't country

I don't know what is

If you don't get the picture by now

Then wait a minute

Chorus repeated:

She got a bible; she's born again

She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin

She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', whoa whoa whoa

She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch

She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks

Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks

If that ain't country

I don't know what is

I don't know what is

I don't know what

I don't know what is