Women Do Funny Things To Me

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On a bareback camel I rode across Egypt

Without water in the blisterin' sun

And in Spain I stood calmly without even a cape

In front of a bull but it was too tired to run

Bound, tied and gagged and nailed in a barrel

I went over Niagara, oh yes

But baby last night when you said you loved me

I turned into a quivering mess

Cause women do funny things to me

Women do funny things to me

I'm usually perfectly calm and collected

And fearless as I can be

But ruby lips, swingin' hips, bitter mouths, bitter sighs, pretty curls

Pretty girls I see do funny things to me

Without a guide or a gun I went a huntin'

Killed a tiger with my own bare hands

Without a rope, barefooted I climbed Mount Everest

And didn't get a blister on my hand

Through the Okefenokee I waded pass the gators

And the snakes and the skeeters and the flies

But baby last night when we started kissin'

I said Lord I can't stand it I'm gonna die

Cause women do funny things to me

Women do funny things to me

I'm usually perfectly calm and collected

And fearless as I can be

But ruby lips, swingin' hips, bitter mouths, bitter sighs, pretty curls

Pretty girls I see do funny things to me

Without a dog or a sled I walked across the Yukon

It was spring but it was forty below

And when they began to plan for the moon

Guess who volunteered to go

Yes I'm always ready to show my courage

And my extreme bravery

But baby last night when you talked marriage

You scared the living (bip) outta me

Oh, women do funny things to me

Women do funny things to me

I'm usually perfectly calm and collected

And fearless as I can be

But ruby lips, swingin' hips, bitter mouths, bitter sighs, pretty curls

Pretty girls I see do funny things to me

Funny things to me

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Funny things to me

Get away, I can't stand it

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