9 To 5

OK yo

I wake up late every morning

Managers calling I'm still yawning

Get up wake up hair and make-ups

Waiting for you don't be stalling

This performance is important

I don't think I can put my all in

Hold on I was drunk last night

Now it's all kicking in and I don't feel right

Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type

Now my phone's on silent I'm being polite

Now private callers get no love from me

Just let me be

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer

There's no turning back cause I'm working the 9 to 5

To keep my contract did I say 9 I meant 1:30

I'm no early birdy I'm lazy that's all that I can say

So make sure you heard me

And there's no turning back cause I'm working a 9 to 5

So you gotta do some idents for Channel U

Channel who, sorry who I'm altered for a snooze

Oh! Channel U the ones that made me huge

Like Katie Price's boobs

Whoops I'm being rude

Where's my Red Bull and my sandwich I need food

I can't handle this

I'm getting pissed like pampers throwing a tantrum

"Action"

Nah I'd actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep

Let's not wake her up she actually looks quite sweet

I couldn't be bothered to say much here

So oh dear

Huh where am I man..?

This... ain't good... what's going on?!

So my label have changed my image

I'm a pink lipstick chick called dipstick

This ain't on my wishlist

Oh shit I'm in FHM posing in a bikini

Next to a Lamborghini

Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies

I'm presenting C-beebies

[Pukes] Have you seen me?

Never again, am I drinking lambrini?

"It's alright, Sov it's-it's a dream... just wake up!"