The Bowling Song

I like to go bowling with my friend Bert

With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt

I like to roll the ball down the lane

On a good day, I throw a few strikes

Making some spares after what I like

Bowling is my kind of game

I ain't for the one, and two, and three, and four

Five pins down the lane

With the boom, and the bang, they hit the floor

And I throw the ball again

I like to go bowling with my friend Bert

With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt

Bowling is my kind of game

I ain't for the six pin, and seven pin, and eight pin, and nine

Ten pins down the lane

I throw the ball and I hit the line

And then I knock them down again

I like to go bowling with the best friend Bert

With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt

Bowling is my kind of game

Bowling is my kind of game