Sports Men

I'm worrying everyday

I could be anorexic

I'll have to get into shape

Can't seem to find the right charge

Your mother she might be a swimmer

Your father must have been a vaulter

Don't put me in skates

Click-clock I'm no great shakes

People say I'm weak

Can't even hold her tight

You are the star of the poolside

Your streamline curves I can't abide

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'm not sleeping these days

Maybe insomniac

Quench my thirst flesh and blood

I've got this craving for you

Your brother, they call him Batman

Your sister, we know she's Wonderwoman

I'm seeing Sundays

I could be apoplectic

The whole family gets in shape

Under the floodlights

People tell me I'm not strong

I can't seem to find the right charge

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport

I'll be a sportsman