Give Your Baby A Standing Ovation

So right now, ladies and gentlemen, it is star time

And we would like to bring to you the stars of our show

All the way from the Windy City, the fabulous, the insurmountable

The incomparable, the mighty, mighty Dells

Ladies and gentlemen let give them a great big round of applause

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen

You know we're mighty glad to be here today

And although we're the stars of the show

We know that there ain't all there is to it

Because behind every great star

As behind every great man, there is a woman

And I want to tell you out there that if you are a man, you've got a woman

And I think you should take a little time out to salute that woman

And give that woman a great big round of applause

There's a lot of plastic faces of every kind

And as you walk around the stage of life

Don't it kinda make you feel proud

You know no matter what the problems

There's one who understands

And you can rest assured, feel secure

She'll make you her only man

Give your baby a standing ovation

And she's sure, give a hand to you

Oh, give your baby a standing ovation

And she's sure to give a hand to you

When you can get no satisfaction

And your world is filled with gloom

She gives you strength and confidence

When she walks into the room

From the roar of a thousand voices

Comes a sound you learned to know

When she calls your name, you can't feel no pain

You got a smile and a standing

Give your baby a standing ovation

And she's sure, give a hand to you

Oh, give your baby a standing ovation

And she's sure to give a hand to you

Stand up and give a hand

Stand up and give a hand

Stand up and give your lady a standing

A standing ovation, standing ovation

And no matter what the problems

There's one who understands

And you can rest assured, feel secure

She'll make you her only man

So give your baby, baby, baby a standing ovation

And she's sure, give a hand to you

I don't know about you, but I'm gonna give my baby a standing ovation

And she's sure, give a hand to you, oh

Stand up and give your baby

Give your baby a standing ovation

And she's sure to give a hand to you

All you stand up, stand up, you

Stand up, you and you and you and you and you, oh, oh

And she's sure, give a hand to you

You gotta show a little appreciation

You gotta give your baby a standing ovation

Oh, and she's sure, give a hand to you

Oh, stand up