Chains of Love

Your chains of love now hold me tight

Your bovine beauty makes my heart take flight

You will not change my mind one smidge

I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge

Clarabelle, you drive me nuts

(His love's so sweet)

(His love's so blind)

Poor goof

(You have to kill him)

(Or he'll change your mind)

Poor grunge

(Say farewell)

(To that goof poor grunge)

Farewell

('Cause it's your duty as he)

Takes the plunge

My milkmaid miss, you charm my soul

You leave me utterly beyond control

Call me a goof, but one thing's clear

Your melodious moo is music to my ears

(He's no Don Juan)

He's not real smart

And yet he's touched my little cowhide heart

He loves my moo, my cow-like gaze

His numbskull charm

Has set my heart

Ablaze