Genie Medley

I'm the genie, da, da, da, da, da

I have often dreamed of a far off place

Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me

Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face

And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be

I'll be there someday, I can go the distance

I will find my way if I can be strong

I know every mile will be worth my while

When I go the distance I'll be right where I belong

There you see here sitting there across the way

She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her

And you don't know why but you're dyin' to try

You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her, look at her, you know you do

Possible she wants you too, there is one way to ask her

It don't take a word, not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl, sing with me now

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my oh my

Look like the boy too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ain't that sad

Ain't it a shame, too bad, you gonna miss the girl

No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston

There's no man in ten half who's part manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston, a kingpin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

My, what a guy, that Gaston

Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll

Person of the Week in every Greek opinion poll

What a pro, Herc could stop a show

Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO

He was a no one, a zero, zero

Now he's a hot shot, he's a hero

He was a kid with his act down pat

From zero to hero in no time flat

Zero to hero just like that