I Wanna Scare Myself

Ooh, I love surprises and wearing disguises

A horribly hideous costume will do

Better be weary, be spooky and scary

I'll bounce from the shadows and, boo

I wanna scare myself and everyone else

Those thrilly and chilly old willies will rise

Cover your eyes, little buddy, beware

I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself

Unspeakables, spookables, awful unlookables

Galloping ghosties and goblins galore

What if they find you? Well, look out behind you

A terrible Tigger-type roar

That would be me, a-hoo

I wanna scare myself and everyone else

Those thrilly and chilly old willies will rise

Cover your eyes, little buddy, beware

I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself

Now, Tiggers, I figure, make scares even bigger

They dress up and scream, who am I, can you guess?

And tricks always happen when ghosts are a-flappin'

And tricks are what Tiggers like best

I wanna scare myself and everyone else

Those thrilly and chilly old willies will rise

Cover your eyes, little buddy, beware

I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

And who better?

Ooh, by the way, boo