Tulane

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop

Back under the counter

Was the cream of the crop

Everything was clickin'

And the b'ness was good

Till on day, lo' behold, an officer stood

Johnny jumped the counter

But he stumbled and fell

But Tulane made it over Johnny

Belted a yell

Go ahead on, Tulane

He can't catch up wit'chu

Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane, use all the speed ya got

Go Tulane, you know you need a lot

Go Tulane, he laggin' behind

Go ahead on, Tulane

Go by your father's house

And tell him business is slow

And see if he will loan us

Somethin' soon he'll hit the door

Put the cat out in the hall

And rumple up the room

Go by Doctor Keller's

Tell him you swallowed some perfume

Tell him we need him quick

'Cause he may have to testify

That you been sick all day

And that's a perfect alibi

Go ahead on, Tulane

He can't catch up wit'chu

Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane, use all the speed ya got

Go Tulane, you know you need a lot

Go Tulane, he laggin' behind

Go ahead on, Tulane

Go, let Danny drive

In case you run into the man

Back by the shop and get the stuff

And hide it in the van

Go back by your father's

Get the money for the bail

And bring it down and bail me out

This rotten, funky jail

We got to get a lawyer

In the clique with politics

Somebody who can win the thing

Or get the thang fixed

Go ahead on, Tulane

He can't catch up wit'chu

Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane, use all the speed ya got

Go Tulane, you know you need a lot

Go Tulane, he laggin' behind

Go ahead on, Tulane, go ahead on