Perfect 10

She's a perfect ten, but she wears a twelve

Baby, keep a little two for me

She could be sweet sixteen, bustin' out at the seams

It's still love in the first degree

When he's at my gate, with a big fat eight

You wanna see the smile on my face

And even at my door, with a poor poor four

There ain't no man can replace

Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

If he's extra large, well I'm in charge

I can work this thing on top

If he's XXL, well what the hell

Every penny don't fit the slot

Ah, the anorexic chicks, the model six

They don't hold no weight with me

Well, eight or nine, well that's just fine

But I like to hold something I can see

Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

I've bought a watch to time your beauty

But I've had to fit a second hand

I've bought a calendar, and every month

Is taken up by lover man

Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight