Too Bad Too Sad

Once I had a girl

She called me on the phone

Said "Come on over honey

You know, I'm all alone"

But when I got to her place

What I saw stopped me dead

She was standin' with a shotgun

Pointed at my head

My, my, too bad too sad

My, my, too good to last

So I'm cuttin' out fast

Once I had a friend

We had a lot of laughs

He was all a friend could be

Knowin' him was just a gas

One night I got home

He gave me one surprise

He was standin' in a woman's dress

Lashes on his eyes

My, my, too bad too sad

My, my, too good to last

So I'm cuttin' out fast

My, my, my

My, my, my

Had a pretty wife

She was all I could need

Gave me what I wanted

Never had to plead

One day a man called

And he put me wise

She's doin' the same thing

With ten other guys

My, my, too bad too sad

My, my, too good to last

So I'm cuttin' out fast

My, my, too bad too sad

My, my, too good to last

So I'm cuttin' out fast

My, my, my

My, my, my