May the Best Brother Win

Dirty Dan: May the best brother win

Dusty: Brother, you're the best

Dirty Dan: No, no, no, you are number one

'Cause you're the best brother in the West

Dusty: May the best brother win

Dirty Dan: I know it will be you

'Cause you're the best brother

Dusty: No, you're the best brother

Both: Brother, you know it's true

Dirty Dan: You can really move

Dusty: Well, you're really fast

Dirty Dan: You're a real Go Getter

Dusty: I mean maybe, just maybe

I'm a wee bit better

Dirty Dan: Well, we both look purdy in the mud

'Course I might look a little bit purdier

Dusty: Yeah, but brother, you'd have to agree

I get a little bit dirtier

Both: May the best brother win

They're puttin' us to the test

May the best brother win

And brother, this brother is the best