Santa's Got a Brand New Bag

Oh, the fire's burning slow

Now where's that mistletoe?

Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here

I need a taste of Christmas cheer

I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix (Ooh-wee)

I just want him to be

All wrapped up for me

Santa's never been this hard to resist

But Santa never used to look like this

He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine

He's wearing purple trousers 'stead of red and green

This Christmas I want something I never had

'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

Now, I got to, got to find out how

To make him want to settle down

I've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list

So we can build a little candy home

And have a few elves of our own

I want to sneak a peek at my surprise

And see tradition metamorphasize

He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down

He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town

This Christmas I want something I never had

'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor

He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor

This Christmas I want something I never had

'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

He's got a Rickenbacker and he's bleached his hair

He's rockin' to the rhythm with a Latin flair

This Christmas I want something I've never had

'Cause Santa's got a brand new—

He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine

He's pictured on the front of money magazine

This Christmas I want something I've never had

'Cause Santa's got a brand new, Santa's got

Santa's got a brand new bag