Findin' A Good Man

Here's to findin' a good man

Got a bucket of Corona

Enough stories to

Last all night

About the trials

And tribulations

Of findin' Mr. Right

Of findin' a good man

Here's to the liars

And the cheaters

And the cold mistreaters

To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Here's to the superficial players

The I love you too soon sayers

If you hear me girls

Raise your hand

Let's have a toast

Here's to findin' a good man

Blind dates

And horror stories

Pushy guys

And fast movers

Let's dedicate this girl's night out

To big talkers

Bad losers

It's so hard findin' a good man

Julie

I know you want perfection

Angie

You want a listener

Lisa

Your list is gettin' long

And girls

You know me

I just want a good kisser