The Christmas Queen

Deck the halls with

Deck the halls with

La la la la

La la la la

La la la la

I'm the Christmas queen

Of the Christmas show

Lovely, graceful and blessing

With the curtains drawn

I'm a gorgeous swan

Wonderful, pretty and sassy

She moves like a dream

Except for her feet

Every third line she might drop a beat

Her dress is a vision in white

If only it wasn't so tight (Watch it)

I'm the Christmas queen

Of the Christmas show

Lovely, graceful and blessing

With the curtains drawn

I'm a gorgeous swan

With a slim, yet fit sweet chassy

When she moves to her left

The stage starts to tip (What?)

She may be off-key

But she's sturdily built

Her dancing is divine, (Aw, thank you)

She's as light on her feet as a swine

A swine, I have a mind to tell you

I'm the Christmas queen

At the Christmas show

We'll talk later

Lovely, graceful and blessing

With the curtains drawn

I'm a gorgeous swan

Too bad she's just so darn bossy

Aw shut up

Oh this is the part where I put on angel wings

She flys (I fly)

She soars (I soar)

Two inches from the floor (Excuse me)

It takes a hunded men to hoist, (Careful...), her up again

(Well I've never been so insulted, put me down)

(OH! Huh...)

Her acts may be great except when she's on

The crowd always cheers as soon as she's gone

Her choreography's sweet

(But of course)

Sadly she's got two left feet

(You're gonna see my left hook in a second)

I'm the Christmas queen

Of the Christmas show

Lovely, graceful and classy

With the curtains drawn

I'm a gorgeous swan

Wonderful whimsey

Outta my way!

And bossy

That does it you're all fired

Each and every one of you

Hiya, hiya!

Get back here!

Hiya!