True Life Hero

The last time I went swimmin'

I started to drown and my head, it went down

And then, the lifeguard he jumped in

Grabbed hold of my hair and he pulled me to ground

He was a true life hero

Friend of every man and child

A true life hero

I really do think it'd be wild

I wonder what it would be like

To be the ultra maroon who was first on the moon

'Cause who could help but dislike

A man, it is known, has the guts of a prune

Wanna be a true life hero

Friend of every man and child

A true life hero

I really do think it'd be wild

I could never be like him

I could never be strong cos' I'm always wrong

So I'll just sit here thinkin'

How nice it would be if it only was me

Who was a true life hero

Friend of every man and child

A true life hero

I really do think it'd be wild

Yes, I really do think it'd be wild

I really do think it'd be wild

True life hero

A true life hero

A true life hero

A true life hero

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A true life hero

A true life, a true life hero

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A true life hero

A real life, a true life hero