Laurie Monster

Laurie Monster

Music by Latour

Lyrics by Joey Spatafora

Performed by LaTour

Yvonne's got a roommate. Her name is Laurie

She's a monster from a movie coming after me

Laurie's dad's a doctor and pays for her rent

Laurie is a monster who's mind is bent

Stay away from Laurie Monster

That's what I was told

Stay away from Laurie Monster

She's going to explode

She's gonna try and kiss you

And tell you that she loves you

And wants to show you her birthday suit

Her hair is gray, her shape is overweight

It's hard to believe she's only 22

Stay away from Laurie Monster

That's what I was told

Stay away from Laurie Monster

She's going to explode

Laurie write love songs and wants to be a star

I think a good doctor is what she needs

Laurie's gig is over. She found trouble in the streets

The newspaper said so in 'police beat'

Stay away from Laurie Monster

That's what I was told

Stay away from Laurie Monster

She's going to explode

Stay away from Laurie Monster

That's what I was told

Stay away from Laurie Monster

She's going to explode