Dad's Gonna Kill Me

Out in the desert there's a soldier lyin' dead

Vultures peckin' the eyes out of his head

Another day that could have been me there instead

Nobody loves me here

Nobody loves me here

Dad's gonna kill me

Dad's gonna kill me

You hit the booby trap and you're in pieces

With every bullet your risk increases

Old Ali Baba, he's a different species

Nobody loves me here

Nobody loves me here

Dad's gonna kill me

Dad's gonna kill me

I'm dead meat in my Humvee Frankenstein

I hit the road block, somehow I never hit the mine

The dice are rolled and I got lucky this time

And dad's gonna kill me

And dad's gonna kill me

I've got a  wife, a kid, another on the way

I might get home if I can live through today

Before I came out here I never used to pray

Nobody loves me here

Nobody loves me here

Dad's gonna kill me

Dad's in a bad mood, dad's got the blues

It's someone else's mess that I didn't choose

At least we're winnin' on the Fox Evening News

Nobody loves me here

Nobody loves me here

Dad's gonna kill me

Dad's gonna kill me

Dawn patrol went out and didn't come back

Hug the wire and pray, like I told you Mac

Or they'll be shovelin' bits of you into a sack

Dad's gonna kill me

And dad's gonna kill me

Who's that stranger walkin' in my dreams?

Who's that stranger cast a shadow cross my heart?

Who's that stranger, I dare speak his name?

Must be old Death a-walkin'

Must be old Death a-walkin'

Dad's gonna kill me

Seven muzzle monkeys standin' in a row

Standin', waitin' for that sandbox to blow

Sittin' targets in the wild west show

Nobody loves me here

Nobody loves me here

And dad's gonna kill me

And dad's gonna kill me

Another angel got his wings this week

Charbroiled with his own Willie Pete

No one's dyin' if you speak double-speak

And dad's gonna kill me

And dad's gonna kill me

And dad's gonna kill me