The Hairbrush Song

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out

Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where

Is my hairbrush?

Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports

I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Back there is my hairbrush

Back there is my hairbrush

Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where

Oh, where, back there, back there, back there

Is my hairbrush

Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments

Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!

Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders

No hair for my hairbrush

No hair for my hairbrush

No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair

No where, back there, no hair

For my hairbrush

Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses

Larry, that old hairbrush of yours

Well, you never use it, you don't really need it, so

Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know

But I gave it to the Peach 'cause he's got hair

Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments

Not fair, oh, my hairbrush

Not fair, my poor hairbrush!

Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair

Not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!

Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful

Thanks for the hairbrush

Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out

Take care of my hairbrush

Take care, oh my hairbrush

Take care, take care, don't dare not care, take care

Nice hair, no fair, take care, take care

Of my hairbrush

The end