Dixie Beauxderaunt

She was born down in Thibodaux Louisiana

The victim of a short attention span

She stayed in school just long enough to say that she could quit

She got a job working with her hands

Graveyard shifts down at the curing plant

She saved up her money, bought a Greyhound ticket then split

I say "Come on Dixie, Dixie Beauxderaunt

Come on Dixie, who says you can't

Come on Dixie, little Dixie Beauxderaunt"

Down in Pensicula Florida, thumb out in the air

Thinking that the leaving might have been a mistake

When Tina pulled up in a black '82 Trans Am

Tina said, "Well, I hate my boss, but I love to party

And I know a bar where we won't get carded

You can crash at the trailer, my drunk daddy, he don't give a damn"

Tina said, "Come on Dixie, Dixie Beauxderaunt

Come on Dixie, who says you can't

Come on Dixie, little Dixie Beauxderaunt"

Hey, I want you, come on

Well, they pulled into the parking lot

Saw a flashing sign that said

"Wet T-shirt contest every Saturday night"

When Tina looked at Dixie, said "One of us can win that prize"

Well, Tina didn't win, because she danced to Twisted Sister

But when Dixie told the DJ gimme three steps mister

All the gentlemen in the audience began to rise

Ow!

Then they sing "Come on Dixie, Dixie Beauxderaunt

Come on Dixie, who says you can't

Come on Dixie, little Dixie Beauxderaunt"

Ow!

Come on Dixie, Dixie Beauxderaunt

Come on Dixie, who says you can't

Come on Dixie, little Dixie Beauxderaunt

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Come on Dixie, little Dixie Beauxderaunt

Oh, yeah!

Come on Dixie, Dixie Beauxderaunt

Oh!

Hey man!

That was great

Can't give a fuckin' thing

That was beautiful, man

That was beautiful, man

That was beautiful

Anybody could have done good to that song