Alright Guy

You know, just the other morning

I was hanging around in my house

I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked

I was checking it out

Just then, a friend of mine came through the door

Said, she'd never picked me for a scumbag before

She said, she didn't ever want to see me anymore

And I still don't know why

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm an alright guy

I just wanna live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm alright

Now, maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope

It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the Pope

I know I get wild, and I know I get drunk

But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk

My old man used to call Me a no-good punk

And I still don't know why

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm an alright guy

I just wanna live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm alright

I think I'm alright, hell yeah!

You know, just the other night

These cops pulled me over, outside a bar

They turned on their lights, and ordered me outta my car

And I was only kidding when I called 'em a coupla dicks

But still, they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks

And now, I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks

And I still don't know why

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm an alright guy

I just wanna live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm alright

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm alright

You know, I think I'm an alright guy

I really do, I think I'm alright