Congratulations

Congratulations

You made a fool out of me

I hope you're happy

So now just let me be

I might be slow to lovers

But I catch on eventually

Congratulations

You made a fool out of me

Anticipation

You kept me waiting in line

Your situation did not allow you time

So I'd sit home alone

Pretending someday you'd be mine

Congratulations

You made a fool out of me

Then he played it smart

You stole my heart

And tore my world apart

Guess you always knew

I'd be the perfect fool

Congratulations

You made a fool out of me

Imagination

The way I dreamed it could be

Ooh, the sweetest sensation

Of how you made love to me

But now the vision's gone

It's time to face reality

Congratulations

You made a fool out of me

Congratulations

You made a fool out of me