Air Guitar

I never was a cool kid

No one ever really gave a damn what I did

I loved to party but I never got invited

Alone again so, me, myself and I

Tried karaoke

But they told me I was only ok

I guess I never should have sang Beyonce or MJ

So I dropped the mic

Oh, yeah

All the people in the bar turned round and stared

I was on my knees and whipping round my hair

And I knew that I was winning

Close my eyes and see the crowd

But my fingers don't make any sound

My air guitar

I keep it with me night and day

You won't believe the way that I can play my air guitar

Air guitar

Like this

In my head I am a rock star

And I probably date a popstar

A popstar and a model on the side

I know I'll never make it

But tonight I'm good enough to fake it

Bend an imaginary string and break it, replace it

In the backstage of my mind

But I know my friends all think I'm living such a lie

But the lie they think I'm living gets me high

It's the gift that keeps on giving

Close my eyes and see the crowd

But my fingers don't make any sound

My air guitar

Jimmy Page and Brian May

Won't believe the way that I can play my air guitar

Air guitar

Like this

And you think there's nothing there

It's simply made of air

You laugh but you're just scared

Try it if you dare

Air guitar

Air guitar

I take it with me everywhere

Yeah, but you don't even know it's there

My air guitar

Air guitar

Close my eyes and see the crowd

But my fingers don't make any sound

My air guitar

I keep it with me night and day

You won't believe the way that I can play my air guitar

Air guitar

Like this

Like this