Cha-Ching

Started on the Real World

A hot tub full of hot girls

Grinding every frat boy and freak

Line up all the idols

Who pain on phony smiles

Tryna ride the fast track for free

Who's the Biggest Loser?

I'll bust the biggest boozer

Bigger ratings for MTV

And all the sole Survivors

Still stranded on the island

Lying through their teeth for money

So everybody dance

And everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching

Will you take off all your clothes?

Will you strike a Playboy pose?

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

For free

Everybody stop and stare

Kardashian's ass is everywhere

If you missed it, watch TMZ

Pretending to be lesbians

Yeah, Tila's playing all of them

While Flava Flav gets fucked up for free

Guess who's grinning, living large

It's Mini Me, the porn star

Google it, I think you'll agree

And all the hotties on The Hills

Just getting rich and making deals

While you and I are watching TV

So everybody dance

And everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching

Will you take off all your clothes?

Will you strike a Playboy pose?

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

Doing it all

The all American dream

Burn it all

Is getting fifteen for free

Doing it all

The all American dream

Is so skin deep

Started on the Real World

A hot tub full of hot girls

Grinding every frat boy and freak

So everybody dance

And everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching

Will you take off all your clothes?

Will you strike a Playboy pose?

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

So everybody dance

And everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching

Will you take off all your clothes?

Will you strike a Playboy pose?

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes

Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on, cha-ching

So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes

Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on, cha-ching