Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment

He was sitting in the witness stand

The judge's wife called up the district attorney

She said, "Free that brown eyed man

If you want your job, you better free that brown eyed man"

Flyin' 'cross the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand

She'd been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay

To meet a brown eyed handsome man

Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history, three-thousand years

In fact, ever since the world began

There's been a whole lotta good women sheddin' tears

Over a brown eyed handsome man

It's a lot of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mother told her daughter, "Darling, go out and find

Yourself a brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy, he's a brown eyed handsome man"

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match

To meet a brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Two-three, the count, with nobody on

He hit a high fly into the stand

Roundin' third, he was headed for home

It was a brown eyed handsome man

That won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man

That won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man