The Highway Song

So we started in the cornfield

And I know we did not slack

We got everything in order

But we forgot to bring the bucket back

The foreman he went crazy

And ran around the field

Said we must be lazy

Had to be seen to be believed

Seen to be believed

But it was a long way

From this highroad

It was a far away from here

The farmer had a daughter

And she worked at the wishing well

Put one leg in the water

'til she found the mission bell

The old man went crazy

And ran to get his gun

We had a bad time explaining

We were just having drunken fun

Just having drunken fun

But it was a long way

From this high road, Oh!

It was a long way from here

So we walked along this road

Just tellin' stories as we go

We just walk along

Well the farmer had a daughter

And she did not speak a word

We used to kiss her in the orchard

Till one morning we were overheard

The old man he went crazy

Running around the field

Said we must be crazy

Had to be seen to be believed

Seen to be believed