Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Come on over hunnie

And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss

Well what you want baby?

Would you tell me a story?

You want me to tell you a story?

Hell yeah

Me too

Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story

About the bad ass Eazy E

He was drinkin' whiskey and gin at the age of three

Listen and listen well

He's a bad Muthafu

Gimme that god damn book

Here let me read you this one

Christmas in Compton

It was a silent night, yes a holy night

Until Mr. Clause turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?

Deck the halls with balls of holy

Tra la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to be jolly

Merry Christmas muthafucka

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho

While I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe

Now I'm dashin' through the snow

In a candy red top 6-4

Over the hills I go

Laughin' at this hoe

Nuts on rich and rings

Makin' me feel right

Oh what fun it is to know

That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight

So ring them bells, ring them bells

She's takin' it all the way

Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way

Hey ring them bells, ring them bells

She's takin' it all the way

Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick

Oh yay

Tis the season to get bitten

Compton crime lick

And I'm smokin' on this shit

Ho ho ho come sit on my face

I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Christmas

Ho ho

I want a slay ride

A Christmas eve sip of rum

She said slide down the chimney

In a pool of cum

A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks

Give us Rudolph the red nosed Rein-dick

To last long like an everlastin' gobstopper

Give me a hump for his cock will be the party poppa

I dig a ho, crack a dough by the north pole

I want to be having a menage a troi fuckin' in tha snow

I made him drop to his knees, yeah, you know whats up

And that crack candy cane pimp will eat'em up

An exotic man I'm jumping down, swinging by my toes

Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream will keep me loose

On the first day send me a  little jack horny guy

The second day give me a torchy porchy cunt  pie

Snow balls on the hump, bon appetite

With a condom and a nut tree

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, my two front teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Yo where's ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat

Buck wheat is a waskal

That's no Christmas

And all the toys, boys and girls

Fuck ya wishes

I not happy, overjoyed in this muthafucka

No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka

No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts

When I was young I was the only kid

Who had enough guts to be

Good ole hearing on the East

I'd stay awake just to let America know

That Santa was a fake

I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive

But all the fucking bullshit got played when I was five

Years old, just stay young, bold writing

Singing Silent Night, caroling, reciting

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath

I got my two front teeth

Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and just spread me a leaf

Little kids, don't cry

When you find out the Santa Clause is just a fucking lie

On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me

Three pounds of indo

Two birds of cocaine

And a A muthafuckin' K, bitch

Eazy-E oh Eazy-E

Show us how you treat those bitches

I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus

Close the door, little bitch

I'm getting these draws

I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop

I don't give a fuck

I'm getting Christmas cot

Ho ho ho and away I go

Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole

Well where's our shit?

This motherfucker's cheap

Shut the fuck up, bitches

And go back to sleep

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?

(Yo black, I want a job)

For my Christmas, all the fucked up people

Want some corn-on-the-cob

A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a ****'ll eat some

Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops

Now who's caroling in my window

Smokin' up indo

Mechalecha hi, make a high note

Get out my fucking yard with your carol

You wanna get busy and Santa like a

I am a rhymer

The Atban Klann will make shit slam, it's Christmas time

The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam

Yo, what you want for Christmas?

Yo black, I want some cash

So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

Yo, here comes the Atban Klann rough and rugged

A rump pa bum bum

A rump pa bum bum

Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

And have a fucked up new year

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

And have a (And have a what? Yeah) fucked up new year

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

(Sing that shit)

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

And have a fucked up new year

Come on

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

And have a fucked up new year

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas

And have a fucked up new year

YOU BITCH

And they slammed the doors behind them

And they all went to prison

And lived fucked up lives ever after

The End