Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My words are lazy
My thoughts are hazy
But this is one thing I'm sure of
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
[Verse 2]
You've got a double
Who brings you trouble
And though you're better without me
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
[Verse 3]
A fool could see, decidedly
That you're a ten and I'm a three
A royal breed is what you need
So how did you come to be stuck
With a bummer like me?
[Verse 4]
You've got a headful of someone dreadful
But how that someone adores you
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
[Verse 5]
A fool could see, decidedly
That you're a ten and I'm a three
A royal breed is what you need
So how did you come to be stuck
With a bummer like me?
[Verse 6]
Oh, you got a headful of someone dreadful
And yet at last that someone adores you
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
[Verse 7]
I'm just a clown
And I'll bring you down
But you just don't care
'Cause your best friend is me
Written by: Seth MacFarlane, Walter Murphy