Gayby

Will you be my gayby?

La, da-di, da-da, my gayby

We'll go on playdates

(La, da-di, da-da) All over town

Me and your daddy

La, da-di, da-da, will love you

Feed, house and clothe you

(La, da-di, da-da) Till you're thirty-one

Will you be my gayby?

La, da-di, da-da, and share with us

Our far too few days

(La, da-di, da-da) Under the sun

We'll watch you grow up

La, da-di, da-da, I'm a girl turned man

You'll help us pay rent

(La, da-di, da-da) When we're old and done

And sometimes

La, da-di, da-da, I'm sure we'll fail

And sometimes (La, da-di, da-da)

We'll pull through

But, darling

La, da-di, da-da, you must know

That we'll always take good care of you

No matter what you do

Whatever path you choose

We'll always love you

So, be our gayby

And it should only take

A year or two for

The papers to come through

We'll be your family

And I'll dry your face

As my mum weeps tears of joy

Over you

And God knows

La, da-di, da-da, we're not perfect

And soon you (La, da-di, da-da)

Will know too

But, darling

La, da-di, da-da, if you're ever feeling lost

Alone and sad and blue

And you don't know what to do

Your daddy and I have been there too

And we're always here for you

Will you be my gayby?

La, da-di, da-da, my gayby

We'll go on playdates

All over town

Me and your daddy

(La, da-di, da-da) Will love you

Feed, house and clothe you

Till you're thirty-one