Ed's Funky Diner (Friday Night, Saturday Morning)

Hey hey hey hey

I'm telling you son

You shouldn't come round here late at night

Crazy when the gang's all here

Spend, spend, spend, Viv, money's not so dear

Jack, pull up a high stool

And bend my ear

We'll shun the mealy-mouthed until they disappear

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In Ed's place, where dreams are bought

And tell me who's that cat by the swinging door?

Hey Tex, Sylvester, an animation of yours

I switch on like a neon light

Every time you talk

And yes Malcolm I hear you, and I believe in your cause

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In Ed's place, where dreams are bought

Hey it's good to see your face

Hey it's good to see your face

Well now Ed, well it's surprising who you meet

Each one's a jewel you've dragged in off the street

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In Ed's place, where dreams are bought

And there's Jack and there's Malcolm and Vivian too

Swapping stories for you

Hey it's good to see your face

What are you doing in this place

So answer me that