Watermelon Man

Here’s watermelon man

Or in the vernacular, WATERMELON MAN!

Hey!

Hey, wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man!

Hey, wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man!

Bring me one that rattles when you lug it

One that's red and juicy when you plug it

Do you understand, wa-ter-melon man?

Yeah!

Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man!

Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man!

Hot and bothered, need a little cooling

When I hear your call I start to drooling

Do you understand, wa-ter-melon man?

Ah get down now! Tell it like it T-I-Is. Y’know what I mean

Watermelon cool your head!

So sweet, so cool and so red

So green and so nice

Cool you down, just like ice

Take a taste, and see why

If you hot, or dry, just take a slice. Eat your fill

Cool you down! Yes it will

Yes it will! Honeydew do too

But not like watermelon do, y’know what I mean

Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man!

Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man!

Hot and bothered, need a little cooling

When I hear your call, I start to drooling

Do you understand, wa-ter-melon man?

Aw, down to the rind! (Watermelon man)

Take out all the seeds! (Watermelon man)

Save the rind for cucumbers. (Watermelon man)

Make some pickles. (Watermelon man)

Waaaaa-ter melllll-on man!