Nothing I Do

We were so drunk last night

We had that stupid fight

And you called me a useless, selfish prick

So I'm in a fix right now

And we'll measure the truth somehow

Love is a funny thing to me

Then you stormed out and grabbed your coat

While slamming shut the door

A ruthless move, so cold

You left your keys inside the door

Can nothing I do make you happy anymore?

Nothing I say put a smile onto your face?

Can nothing I say bring us back together?

Nothing I do put a smile onto your face?

Well, okay

The next day, I called you back

And you called me a stupid twat

And then you were crying on the phone

You sounded so upset

You said, I wasn't the man you'd met

Three years and seven months ago

I pleaded with her, take me back

I'll change my sorry ways

So tell me why mysteriously I'm annoyed

Instead of shamed, oh

Can nothing I do make you happy anymore?

Can nothing I say put a smile onto your face?

Can nothing I do bring us back together?

Can nothing I say put a smile onto your face?

I'm pondering it all

After that call

I think it is clear

I am here

You're from another stratosphere

Oh, now all the things she said

They went around my head

And come out my ear

And not before long

This stubborn soul thinks he's done no wrong

As when the questions flutter

Round my head like butterflies

My head spins at

Reflecting on another love's demise, oh

Can nothing I do make you happy anymore?

Can nothing I say put a smile onto your face?

Can nothing I do bring us back together?

Can nothing I say put a smile onto your face?

Altogether now

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