Oh! Mr Songwriter

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Oh Mr Songwriter (uh!)

Write me a song on your trumpet

Make it a good song

So that everyone in the world can sing along

Oh Mr Painter

Do us a picture with your brush

Make it easy on the eye

So that the children of the world can live in peace

Oh Mr Carpenter

Knock us up a chair

Out of wood

Make it comfortable yet attractive

So that old people of the world can have a good sit down

Oh Mr Weaver

Weave me a tapestry with your golden twine

Make it thick and woolly baby

So the lovers all over the world can rest easy

Uh!

Pack it in Parker!

Oh Mr Nut Gatherer

Gather me some chestnuts from the wood

Lay them willy-nilly in the cornfield

So the farmer's job is easier done

Oh, Mr Songwriter

Mr Songwriter

Oh, Mr Songwriter

Oh, Mr Songwriter