The Invisible Man

So nice to meet you here this evening

You guys seem to have a ball

And, baby, looks are so deceiving

But you're not foolin' me at all

I think it's time I got to know you

Your man's always hangin' out

I'll be delighted to show you

Just what his business is about

I can help you, please understand

That everything you need and can expect from a man

I'll bring it to you, fully guaranteed

Don't hesitate, 'cause you've been lookin' for me

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up when the times are rough

Yeah, sing it

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up when the times are rough, baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

But first now, we'd better make it clear

What you've been wonderin'

What does he do when he's not here?

I can help you, please understand

That everything you need and can expect from a man

I'll bring it to you, fully guaranteed

Don't hesitate, 'cause you've been lookin' for me

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up when the times are rough

Baby

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up when the times are rough, baby

And don't you worry 'bout it

He won't notice at all

And here's my number honey

I'll expect you to call

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've been around, and I've been pickin' up tricks

Investigating the moves and the licks

I'm here to help you any way that I can

Put your money and your trust in the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up when the times are rough

Oh yeah, baby, come on

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up and in time of the week

Yeah, baby, I'm singin' it

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up when the times are rough

Come on, baby, let's get it done

Call me up, I'm the invisible man

Call me up, I'm the invisible man