Ready to Roll

I got a 20 sider on call

Dressed up and ready to roll

Get up and choose alignment

Dressed up and ready to roll

Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave

Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page

Check out my thief he's got the black shield

Dressed up and ready to roll

Fan out to scope that fortress

Dressed up and ready to roll

Lawful, evil; a moral catastrophe

Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality

We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill

Pick up the phone the pizza's still late

Dressed up and ready to roll

We'll try to hide from cyclops

Dressed up and ready to roll

Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave

Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page

We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill

That was by far the best time that we ever had

That was by far the best time that we ever had

Get to the tavern have a few beers

Dressed up and ready to roll

Pick up an Elvin bar whore

Dressed up and ready to roll

We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill

That was by far the best time that we ever had

That was by far the best time that we ever had