There I stood in her doorway so boldly

And I whispered a pleasure she'd miss!

Though at first she refused very coldly

How long can a lady resist?

How long can a lady resist?

I said "No!", he said "Please!"

I said "No!", he said "Please!"

I said "No!", he said "Please, pretty baby!"

I said "No!", he said "Why?"

I said "No!", he said "Why?"

I said "No!", he said "Try!"

I said "Maybe!"

He said "Now?", I said "Well!"

He said "Ah, this is swell"

And you'll never know how much it will mean

So at last, confess!

I said "Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!"

That's how I subscribed to Liberty magazine!

I subscribed to the magazine

And fell in love with the guy

But he didn't dig me, he had no eyes

And now I really got to try

He said "No!", I said "Please!"

He said "No!", I said "Please!"

He said "No!", I said "Please, come on baby!"

He said "No!", I said "Why?"

He said "No!", I said "Why?"

He said "No!", I said "Try!"

He said "Maybe!"

He said "Now?", I said "Well!"

He said "Ah, this is swell"

And the moonlight in his eyes, was sublime

So at last, confess!

He said "Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!"

That's how I subscribed to Esquire

And a Rogan and Stagger, Cavalier, Field and Stream, now let me see oh yes, I forgot one

That's how I subscribed to Playboy magazine...