Leave My Willie Alone

I got a nice sized collection, I'll admit it

Yeah, the night I showed it to her, I'll never forget it

One shot of Whiskey River and she was gone, long gone

She couldn't leave my Willie alone

I played her everything from Material Girl

All of my Skynyrd and Merle

The Beatles and the Rolling Stones

Yeah, trying like hell to hook her on the Man in Black

She wasn't having any of that

And she kept going back

To the only thing that turned her on

She wouldn't leave my Willie alone

Well, the honeymoon sure did wear off fast

We went from hugging, kissing, to fighting like dogs and cats

Well, bad got worse when she went to cleaning out my home sweet home

And she wouldn't leave my Willie alone

I tried to give her everything from Material Girl

All of my Skynyrd and Merle

The Beatles and the Rolling Stones

Yeah, tried like hell to hook her on the Man in Black

She wasn't having any of that

And she keeps coming back

To the oh, oh, only thing that turns her on

She won't leave my Willie alone

Yeah, I'm afraid it's been this way my whole life long

They won't leave my Willie alone

No, they won't