Freaky Friday

Howdy people

Here's a little story 'bout an old friend of mine

And to all you great folks out there

This is hardcore ten four

Freaky Friday

Things ain't going my way

Everything is gone

My life is a country song

Oh oh

I jumped out of my bed this morning

Then I heard this crunchy sound

From my left leg that was broken

And a note was laying on the ground

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute

Took the car and the cats and dogs

Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson

Nothing left but the note you got, ah you suck

Freaky Friday

Things ain't going my way

Everything is wrong

My life is a country song

Freaky Friday

Go play on the highway

Everything is wrong

What the heck is going on?

On my way through crosstown traffic

I was hit by a giant truck

I came late to work and got fired

Then suddenly the thunder struck, oh oh

Baby, I am leaving you this minute

Took the car and the cats and dogs

Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson

Nothing left but the note you got, ah you suck

Freaky Friday

Things ain't going my way

Everything is wrong

My life is a country song

Freaky Friday

Go play on the highway

Everything is wrong

What the heck is going on?

Life's a country song, hardcore ten four

What the heck is wrong? Yee-haw!

Life's a country song, hardcore ten four

What the heck is going on?

Life's a country song, hardcore ten four

What the heck is wrong? Yee-haw!

Life's a country song, hardcore ten four

What the heck is going on?

Everything is gone

My life is a country song

Hardcore ten four

Freaky Friday

Things ain't going my way

Everything is wrong

My life is a country song

Freaky Friday

Go play on the highway

Everything is wrong

What the heck is going on?

Well folks, that's all for now

Life is just a long, long country song

And that's a big ten