Captain Hook (Is a Cranky Crook)

Scurvy swabs and scaly wags

Set sail under me pirate flag

Join the Jolly Roger crew

And take your orders from Captain Hook

Out on the waves, so goes the tale

The Jolly Roger sails

And at the helm

Be a captain who has a bone to pick with you

He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache

He'd nick the name from your birthday cake

He's got more hooks then a tackle box

And he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks

Captain Hook is a cranky crook

An odd-fish, codfish, sneaky snook

Captain Hook is a cranky crook

An odd-fish, codfish, sneaky snook

We signed the board with the old sea snake

And that was our mistake

We wish we had a gold doubloon

For every plan he's ruined

He's a crabby crab who will snap your loot

He's the whale of a heel of a tiny boot

He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat

He's a silly, frilly, billy goat

Captain Hook is a cranky crook

An odd-fish, codfish, sneaky snook

Captain Hook is a cranky crook

An odd-fish, codfish, sneaky snook