Friend Like Me

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

But, master, you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition for your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp and I'll say

Mr. Aladdin sir, what will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, put it down, you ain't never had a friend like me

Hey, hey, hey

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd

Come on, whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss, the king, the shah

Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish

How about a little more baklava?

Have some of Column A

Try all of Column B

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this?

Out their little hat?

Can your friends go poof?

Well looky here

Can your friends go abracadabra , let her rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

Don't you sit there slack-jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what ya wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh

Mr. Aladdin sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me