F-'oldin' Money

I went to the bank just to get a little money

When he told me their requirements I started feeling funny

He said, you ain’t got a house, you ain’t got a plot

I ain’t got a window and I ain’t got a job

But it takes a lotta blue-backs to satisfy my honey

If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money

Well, I went to the social just to get a little pension

I was sorely in distress, I was needing some attention

They said you don’t get a copper, you don’t get a dime

That’s why I broke his jaw, that’s why I’m doin’ time

But it takes a lotta blue-backs to satisfy my honey

If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money

And then I got a letter off my lawyer in the city

He said you gotta come and see me boy, it really is a pity

Those savings you got in the casino disappeared

And he went out the window real quick, honey

And I’ll do it all again but it may sound funny

If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money

If I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money

Well I went to my banker just to raise a little money

He said, I’m glad to see ya, but I started feeling funny

He said, you ain’t got a house, you ain’t got a job

I ain’t got a window and I ain’t got a plot

It takes a lotta blue-backs to satisfy my honey

I could get my hands on some f-oldin' money

F-oldin' money

F-oldin' money

F-oldin' money

F-oldin' money