Level Best

Call me, collect, call me anytime you need to

I'll be waiting there

If you've got a girlfriend or a boyfriend

I'll be on the line doing my level best

Call me an asshole, call me what you want to

I will love you still

Call me complaining, I will entertain you

And tell it like it is

If you start a band, well, you can use my van

I'll be in the crowd doing my level best

I'll scream with all my might 'cause it's my level best

Call me divided, call me at your lowest

I will belong to you

Call me midnight, I could talk for hours

Discussing male privilege

If you are in trouble, something illegal

I'll be at your side doing my level best

If it breaks me up inside, it's my level best

Call me with bad news

Tell me that you loved her, I will listen to you

I will catch the next flight from any country

I will risk it all to do my level best

I'll fly the plane myself, do my level best

If you need a million, I'll go back tomorrow

I will rob a bank, do my level best

I'll smuggle in drugs, it's my level best

I would kill the queen, it's my level best

A thousand bright ideas, they're my level best