If I Had $1,000,000

I got a blue-and-red Adidas bag and a humongous binder I'm trying my best not to look like a minor niner I went out for the football team to prove that I'm a man Guess I shouldn't tell them that I like Duran Duran This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine (this is me in grade nine) This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a house I would buy you a house And if I had a million dollars And if I had a million dollars I'd buy you furniture for your house Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman And if I had a million dollars And if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a K-Car A nice Reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love And if I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard And if I had a million dollars You could help it wouldn't be that hard And if I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere Little tiny fridge, and maybe I could direct that old lady out there Oh, the Bryan Street Theatre? It's right up that ladder, lady Welcome to the Bryan Street Theatre, have a Fruit Roll-up Aren't you gonna eat it? Oh for Christ's sake! If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat But not a real fur coat, that's cruel And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet Yep, like a llama or an emu And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you John Davidson's remains Ooh all them green and grey hair, remains and bones If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store And if I had a million dollars We could take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner But we would If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a monkey Haven't you always wanted a monkey? And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love And if I had a million dollars And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars And if I had a million dollars I'd be rich