Ya Mama (J Sw!ft Remix)

Ya mama so fat (How fat is she?)

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy

With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough

I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact, ya mama smokes crack

She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back

Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk

Spit comes out that **** mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tooting on a flute

Riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a, yeah, yeah

Ya mama got a glass eye with a fish in it

I said, ya mama got a, yeah, yeah

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama look like she's been in a dryer with some rocks

With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks

Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot

Grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda pop

Ya mama's rootin' tootin' and stole my loot and my suit

She may the muscles, but no, she's not cute

She's not pretty, oh, what a pity, got the glass titty

Fill up with Kool-Aid just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tooting on a flute

Riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out a boot

She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

I said, ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Thinking about your ma moving to a funky beat

I went to your house and she licked me on the cheek

I said, excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium

Way back in September

'Cause you was beatboxing for Lou Rawls

In some bright red boxer drawers

You said ya moms was pretty and young

But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut

And I saw her riding on a horse and drinking whiskey out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

I said, ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Aw, your mom is so fat (How fat is she?)

We rode on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's

And my skates went flat, I was stuck in her crack

Yeah, naked on a mountain top, tooting on a flizoot

Riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out a bizoot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap

I said, ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama